tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6137700353639199372012-01-29T13:28:31.977-08:00Pentru bannere sau colaborari de orice fel, mail la: vietnam_ro2005 [at] yahoo [dot] com sau la Nana.says [at] yahoo [dot] comBadita Florinnoreply@blogger.comBlogger261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-28437666347292175152009-05-15T06:21:00.001-07:002009-05-15T06:21:39.482-07:00<b><span style="font-size: 10pt;">Nu ma deranjeaza mersul la serviciu, ci faptul ca trebuie sa astept opt ore pana pot sa plec acasa.</span></b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-2843766634729217515?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrei Nanunoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-69521361081162086122009-01-11T16:53:00.000-08:002009-01-11T16:57:36.418-08:00Au mai fost multe inregistrari pana acum dar asta le intrece pe toate :)) Tolea zice ca nu mai vine la emisiune, Dan Diaconescu faca misto de el, si apoi tolea ii da mucul frate :)))<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SVNlq5bAfwQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SVNlq5bAfwQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-6952136108116208612?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-28098918924211699432008-11-19T07:50:00.000-08:002009-05-15T06:25:18.546-07:00Selectati textul dorit, dati copy, (Click dreapta sau CTRL+C), apoi la optiunea de status apasati CTRL+V (Paste).<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Atentie !!! </span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">Nu mai scrieti WWW!!! Este deja pus de mine.. De aceea se vede scrisul ala mic pe la mijlocul statusurilor. Cand dati paste la status, scrisul din mijloc nu va aparea asa cum il vedeti pe site. de aceea ii iubim pe cei inteligenti de la Yahoo!</span> Daca aveti intrebari lasati commentarii, sau trimiteti mail la adresa vietnam_ro2005, cu titlul "STATUSURI" si echipa va incerca sa va contacteze cat mai prompt.<br /><br />Daca mai stiti, mai auziti sau mai vedeti alte statusuri si doriti sa le faceti cunoscute, postati comentarii la una din categorii. acelasi lucru il procedati si atunci cand aveti ceva de completat la unul din posturile existente.<br /><br />P.S Pentru a cauta o pagina mai veche apasati pe<span id="blog-pager-older-link"> <span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Older Post</span> de la sfarsitul posturilor</span><br /><br />My personal Blog : <a href="http://www.fobii.blogspot.com/">www.fobii.blogspot.com<br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-2809891892421169943?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-62121951774762127682008-08-07T04:57:00.000-07:002008-12-15T03:25:57.485-08:00Most wanted<br /><br />-Idle for 1 Century, 9 Years, 8 months, 21 days, 11 hours and 34 minutes (Nu`s) <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><br /><br />-Daca nu reusesti din prima, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span>adio sarituri cu parasuta.<br /><br />-Nu lua niciodata un somnifer <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si un laxativ in aceeasi seara.<br /><br />-Este adevarat ca “banii vorbesc”; <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com <span style="font-size:100%;">cel mai adesea ei ne spun:</span></span> “Am plecat, la revedere!”<br /><br />-Eram trist ca n-am pantofi,<span style="font-size:78%;"> www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar am intalnit pe unul care n-avea picioare.<br /><br />-Exista 2 cuvinte care te ajuta sa deschizi multe usi: <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> trage si impinge.<br /><br />-Cine ride la urma, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> gindeste mai incet...<br /><br />-Mai bine burtos <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> de la bere decat cocosat de la munca...<br /><br />-"Plecat. daca nu sunt la paine, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cauta-ma la oua".<br /><br />-Ma joc un joc care imi ocupa tot monitorul <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> asa ca nu va pot raspunde !<br /><br />-Mananc.. <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu vorbesc cu gura plina.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-6212195177476212768?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Andrei Nanunoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-37659061079945453932008-02-03T09:16:00.000-08:002008-02-03T09:17:55.466-08:00Deci cea mai adevarata reclama ..mai tare ca originalul =)))<br /><br /><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Csmj67jRFIQ&amp;rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Csmj67jRFIQ&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-3765906107994545393?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-56079441049696562162008-01-21T20:21:00.000-08:002008-08-07T05:05:57.640-07:00<table align="&quot;left&quot;"><tbody><tr><td align="&quot;left&quot;"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-7991809460131924"; //300x250, creat 05.11.2007 google_ad_slot = "0175001636"; google_ad_width = 300; google_ad_height = 250; //--></script> <script src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js" type="text/javascript"></script><br /></td></tr></tbody></table>-Tussin or not to sin? That is she question..<br /><br />-Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel prietena, dorm de la 22 la 6, sunt foarte cuminte. Dar si cand o sa ies din puscarie.. <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Barbatii sunt doar o <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> prelungire a penisului.<br /><br />-Romania este tara in care barbatii isi inseala amantele cu propriile neveste !!! <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /><br /></span>-M-am gandit la statusu` <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> asta toata ziua.<br /><br />-Ne nastem goi, uzi si flaminzi. <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> De abia dupa aceea lucrurile se inrautatesc..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-5607944104969656216?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-53056672885564705142007-11-27T08:41:00.000-08:002008-12-16T14:33:45.637-08:00<strong style="font-weight: normal;">Constiinta este aceea care sufera </strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></strong></span><strong style="font-weight: normal;"> atunci cind restul partilor fiintei<br />tale se simt atit de bine..<br /><br />-Nu-mi stricatzi proasta dispozitie… </strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></strong></span><br /><strong style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;">-Viata e prima tarfa care m-a facut sa plang… tu esti pe locul 2 <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br /></strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;">-Imi place sa ma plimb prin ploaie… pentru ca nimeni nu vede ca eu plang… </strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></strong></span><br /><strong style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;">-Daca razi, toti vor rade cu tine… daca plangi, vei plange singur… </strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></strong></span><br /><strong style="font-weight: normal;"><br /></strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;">-A iubi inseamna a suferi si cum multi fug de suferinta putini stiu sa iubeasca! </strong><strong style="font-weight: normal;"></strong><span style="font-size:78%;"><strong><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-5305667288556470514?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-47351540688640657592007-11-27T06:21:00.001-08:002008-08-07T03:59:51.949-07:00-Dorm - O caut pe Elodia prin vise. <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br />-Elodia - Cand intri da un BUZZ .<span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br />-Elodia nu e moarta - e pe invisible. <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br />-Nu mai plange,Cioacă....Plânsul e de formă..Elodia nu e moartă..Elodia se transformă. <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br />-DND - Vorbesc cu elodia pe mess. <span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a><br /><br /></span>-Elodia fii tare, cum a fost Stefan cel Mar<span style="text-decoration: underline;">e</span><span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/"> http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><br /><br />-Elodia nu uita/tara e pe urma ta.<span style="font-size:78%;"><a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/">http://statusuri.blogspot.com</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-4735154068864065759?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-77215948060897952552007-11-09T07:50:00.000-08:002008-08-07T03:11:22.652-07:00Femeia fara barbat e ca jointu' fara iarba.<br /><br />Timpul zboara... <span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si te lasa prea devreme batran si prea tarziu destept.<br /><br />E greu sa nu faci nimic...<span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu stii niciodata cand termini.<br /><br />Daca dragostea e raspunsul,<span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> poti te rog sa reformulezi intrebarea?<br /><br />E ceva in neregula daca ai intotdeauna dreptate. <span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><br /><br />Daca ceva functioneaza,<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu-i bine sa-l repari.<br /><br />Idle for 1 Century, 9 Years, 8 months, 21 days, 11 hours and 34 minutes (Nu`s) <span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><br /><br />Muncesc 24/7. 24 ore pe saptamana, 7 saptamani pe an. <span style="font-size:7;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-7721594806089795255?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-25179512541206235312007-10-31T03:57:00.001-07:002008-12-16T14:48:51.098-08:00Daca trebuie sa alegi intre doua rele, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> alege-l pe cel pe care nu l-ai<br />mai incercat pina atunci.<br /><br />Daca intr-o zi femeia pe care-o iubesti ti-e infidela si iti trece<br />prin cap sa te arunci de la balcon, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> adu-ti aminte ca ai doar coarne, nu<br />si aripi.<br /><br />Daca inca n-ai gasit persoana ideala, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> distreaza-te cu cea pe care o ai la<br />indemina!<br /><br />Fugi de tentatii dar incet, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sa te poata ajunge.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-2517951254120623531?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-38614656485315673602007-10-29T08:58:00.001-07:002007-10-29T08:59:53.782-07:00Pentru cei care nu mai gaseau :) <a href="http://statusuri.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2007-09-08T07%3A05%3A00-07%3A00&amp;max-results=7">aici sunt resturile de statusuri<br /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-3861465648531567360?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-82414665705751626552007-10-03T12:51:00.001-07:002008-01-21T20:20:42.241-08:00Pentru cei care au probleme cu statusul la yahoo, limita de 39-40 caractere : <a href="http://fobii.blogspot.com/2007/10/probleme-cu-statusul-la-yahoo-messenger.html">http://fobii.blogspot.com/2007/10/probleme-cu-statusul-la-yahoo-messenger.html </a>[da mai departe sa afle si alti] Si nu mai credeti mass-urile ca se inchide YAHOO-ul,numele directorului este de fapt o inghetata de la Macdonald`s<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-8241466570575162655?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-60614439664063356042007-09-28T11:48:00.000-07:002007-10-31T04:10:16.970-07:00<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >Maine 29 septembrie asteptam pe toti doritori sa participe la free hugs . Mai multe detalii privind aceasta acctiune puteti gasi aici : <a href="http://fobii.blogspot.com/2007/09/free-hugs-bucuresti-29-septembrie.html">free-hugs-bucuresti-29-septembrie</a></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-6061443966406335604?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-24517978708856709162007-07-19T07:07:00.000-07:002007-07-19T07:23:06.409-07:00A happy family <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> is a medicated one<br /><br />Nu poti schimba trecutul, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar iti poti nenoroci un prezent<br />linistit ingrijorandu-te despre viitor.<br /><br />Invata si din greselile altora, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu vei avea timp sa le faci tu pe toate.<br /><br />Cel ce participa la jocuri de noroc se jefuieste singur.<br /><br />Luna de miere este un concediu<br />pe care ni-l luam inainte <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> de a lucra pentru un nou sef. !!!!!<br /><br />In timp de pace, copiii isi ingroapa parintii.<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> <br />In razboi, parintii isi ingroapa copiii.<br /><br />Pesimistul zice: <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> “Nu se poate!” Optimistul spune:<br />“Ba se poate!” Cel harnic zice: “Am facut!”<br /><br />Este adevarat ca “banii vorbesc”; <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cel mai adesea ei ne spun: “La revedere!”<br /><br />Adu-ti aminte ce greu iti este sa te schimbi <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> pe tine insuti si vei intelege atunci<br />cate sanse ai cand incerci sa-i schimbi pe ceilalti.<br /><br />Aproximativ 95% din sfaturile pe care <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> le primesc nu au nici o valoare,<br />dar se merita sa le aud pentru acel 5 la suta care merita toata atentia.<br /><br /><br />Exista doua cai sigure spre dezastru:<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> <br />sa asculti de toata lumea si sa nu asculti de nimeni.<br /><br />O sperietura buna <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> realizeaza mai mult decat 100 de sfaturi.<br /><br />Sfaturile sunt ca ciupercile, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cresc peste tot, dar cele rele iti pot fi fatale.<br /><br />Daca toata lumea este de acord cu tine, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> probabil ca esti foarte inteligent.<br />Sau s-ar putea sa fi … seful.<br /><br />Eram trist ca n-am pantofi, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar am intalnit pe unul care n-avea picioare.<br /><br />Experienta este cel mai prost invatator.<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> <br />Ea ne da intai examenul si numai dupa aceea lectiile.<br /><br />Copiii au mai multa nevoie de <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> un model de urmat decat de critici. (pentru emo)<br /><br />Un copil este un inger ale carui aripi <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> <br />se micsoreaza pe masura ce ii cresc picioarele.<br /><br />Un critic este un schiop <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> care-i invata pe altii cum sa alerge.<br /><br />Diplomatia este arta de a spune: “Cutu, cutu …”, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> <br />pana ce apuci sa pui mana pe o piatra.<br /><br />Faima existentei umane nu consta în a trai, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ci în a sti pentru ce traiesti<br /><br />Exista 2 cuvinte care te ajuta sa deschizi multe usi: <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> trage si impinge<br /><br />Cand o femeie nu <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> vorbeste sa n-o deranjezi pt nimic in lume<br /><br />Ne nastem goi, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> uzi si flaminzi. De abia dupa aceea lucrurile se inrautatesc...<br /><br />Cine ride la urma, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> gindeste mai incet...<br /><br />Cine-i harnic si munceste are tot ce vrea..... <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cine-i smecher si chiuleste are tot asa...<br /><br />Fie painea cat de rea, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> tot mai bun e cozonacul...<br /><br />Decat sarac si bolnav, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> mai bine bogat si sanatos...<br /><br />Care sunt cele 70 de chestii pe care trebuie sa le stie o femeie? <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Pozitia 69 si sa faca mancare...<br /><br />Cine sapa groapa <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> altuia se numeste gropar...<br /><br />Cine se scoala de <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dimineata doarme mai putin...<br /><br />Cine se scoala de dimineata, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ii vede pe ceilalti dormind...<br /><br />Daca ai carte, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> o duci la anticariat...<br /><br />Mai bine burtos <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> de la bere decat cocosat de la munca...<br /><br />Cel ce sforaie <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> intotdeauna adoarme primu...<br /><br />Daca totul a iesit bine,<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> inseamna ca ai gresit undeva...<br /><br />Decat intelectual, mai bine un amarat de miliardar...<br /><br />Cine fura azi un ou ,<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> maine face omleta...<br /><br />Cum iti asterni, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cum vine altul si se culca in locul tau...<br /><br />Cand doi se cearta, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> al treilea... e martor...<br /><br />Nu face azi ce poti <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> lasa pe maine...<br /><br />De urata nu-i frumoasa... <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> da'i desteapta, proasta dracu'...<br /><br />Cine-i harnic si munceste ori îi prost ori nu gândeste.. scoala multa nu se cere... sa fii prost, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sa ai putere...<br /><br />Buturuga mica... <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> e mai usoara...<br /><br />Spre deosebire de frumusete, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> prostia este vesnica...<br /><br />Daca ai... ai. <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Daca n-ai... n-ai. Dar e mai bine sa ai !!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-2451797870885670916?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-68712502902567896162007-07-19T07:06:00.000-07:002008-12-16T14:37:26.080-08:00Statusuri GENIALE :<br /><br /><br /><br />A avea constiinta curata inseamna <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> a avea memorie proasta..<br /><br />Nu te ingrijora de ceea ce gindesc oamenii, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu li se intimpla prea des.<br /><br />De ce pizza vine la comanda <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> mai repede decat salvarea?<br /><br />Nu este important sa castigi...<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> este important sa-l faci pe celalalt sa piarda.<br /><br />Inteligenta are <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> limite dar prostia nu ........<br /><br />Daca nu reusesti din prima, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> adio sarituri cu parasuta.<br /><br />Nu omorî niciodata oamenii <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> care tocmai se sinucid.<br /><br />Soferul prudent se uita <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> în ambele sensuri înainte de a trece pe rosu.<br /><br />Psihologul este un tip care-ti <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ia o gramada de bani ca sa-ti puna toate intrebarile pe care sotia ti le pune gratis.<br /><br />Un baschetbalist american <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> a refuzat sa reclame la politie ca i-au fost furate cartile de credit ale sotiei sale, pentru ca a constatat ca hotul cheltuia mai putin decit ea<br /><br />Ce faci daca vine sfarsitul lumii? <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Te muti la Vaslui ca sunt cu 100 de ani in urma!<br /><br />Nu lua niciodata un somnifer <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si un laxativ in aceeasi seara.<br /><br />Live for today because <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> yesterdays are over and tomorrows may never come.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-6871250290256789616?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-42276230459212356172007-07-19T07:05:00.000-07:002008-08-04T06:38:56.893-07:00Statusuri de SARBATORI:<br /><br />De Paste, urari de bine: Manca-mi-ai rahatu'..... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> din cozonaci.<br /><br />let's barbacue <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> the easter bunny!!!<br /><br />Sorry kids, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> but there is no Santa.<br /><br />Am un iepuras dragutz... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu refuza daca-l f*tzi.. e grasut e foarte dur.. si-a bagat un ou in c*r.. si mai zice ca-i tampit.. strigand Paste Fericit!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-4227623045921235617?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-47424684258339966592007-07-19T07:04:00.000-07:002008-08-07T02:46:58.540-07:00Statusuri de MUNCA si BAUTURA<br /><br />Munca nu a ucis niciodata pe nimeni, dar de ce sa risc? <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><br /><br />Imi place munca, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ma fascineaza. Pot sta ore in sir sa ma uit la ea.<br /><br />Cine se trezeste de dimineata.. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> casca toata ziua.<br /><br />Este pacat ca singurul lucru pe care un om <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> il poate face opt ore este sa munceasca. Nu poate sa manance opt ore; nu poate sa bea opt ore; nu poate sa faca dragoste opt ore.<br /><br />O camila poate sa munceasaca o zi intreaga fara sa bea,<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> eu pot sa beau o zi intreaga fara sa muncesc.<br /><br />oricat de mica ne e leafa, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> noi tot vom munci mai putin decat ne platesc ei!<br /><br />Beer - <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> the reason I wake up every afternoon.<br /><br />Don't make fun of drunk people... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> join them!<br /><br />Daca vrei sa afli valoarea banilor, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> încearca sa te împrumuti.<br /><br />De cite ori iti trece prin cap gandul ca patronul tau e tampit, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> aminteste-ti ca daca ar fi fost mai destept n-ar fi avut nevoie de serviciile tale si tu ai fi, prin urmare, fara slujba.<br /><br />Nu vad jumatatea plina a paharului, ci sticlele goale din spate!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-4742468425833996659?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-72865201210518034352007-07-19T07:01:00.000-07:002008-08-07T04:16:55.744-07:00-In dragoste, victoria barbatului este fuga.<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Cu greu uram ce am iubit cu adevarat.<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Ultimul ramas-bun in dragoste, este acela care nu se spune.<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Dragostea inseamna mai mult a da decat a primi.<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Bataile de inima rapide si puternice provocate de dragoste dau dureri de cap!<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Dragostea inseamna saruturi furate!<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-In dragoste, e mai usor sa renunti la un sentiment decat sa scapi de o obisnuinta.<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br />-Love is not blind, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> it's retarded!<br /><br />-Cand am pornit la drum, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> am intalnit o proasta/Am incercat sa fug,mi-a devenit nevasta.<br /><br />-Nu conteaza cat ma iubesti... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> atata timp cat te prefaci...<br /><br />-Unde dragoste nu e, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> facem.<br /><br />-Sexul e ca si Cupidon: <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu-i destul sa ai arc si sageti, mai tre' sa ai si tinta !<br /><br />-Definitia dragostei: <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> placere momentana, rezultatul dezastros!<br /><br />-Dnd, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dekt dak vrei sa-mi spui k ma iubesti.<br /><br />-Sexul este ereditar. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Daca parintii tai nu au facut nici tu nu vei face.<br /><br />-Mama lor de muste, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> numa' ele ma iubesc.<br /><br />-Ploua acum… Ar trebui sa te duci la geam si sa numeri picaturile de ploaie… <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> atat de mult imi este mie dor de tine!<br /><br />-Ea e fata cultivata <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si si-o pune cand e beata.<br /><br />-Don't love &amp; <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cry, fuck and smile !<br /><br />-Am nevoie de 5 minute din viata ta: in primul sa te sarut, in al 2-lea sa-ti spun ca mi-e dor de tine, in al 3-lea cat te iubesc iar ultimele doua sa ramai cu mine..<span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com<br /></span><br /><br />-Nimeni nu ti <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> se pare perfect pana nu te indragostesti.<br /><br />-Nu doresc sa reprezint totul pentru oricine, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ci as dori sa insemn ceva pentru cineva anume.<br /><br />-O femeie are nevoie de doua luni sa-si cunoasca sotul. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Un barbat de doua vieti sa-si cunoasca femeia.<br /><br />-Nu conteaza lungimea baghetei, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ci magia din ea...<br /><br />-E o nebunie sa urasti toti trandafirii <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> doar pt ca te'a intzepat un spin.<br /><br />-Nu te speria! Sunt la spital!<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Mi-au gasit ceva la inima. Fii fara grija,operatzia nu a reusit.Nu te-au putut scoate din inima mea , deci acolo vei ramane mereu!<br /><br />-Dragostea se naste din priviri,<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> creste pe buze si moare in lacrimi!<br /><br />-Acela care nu a iubit niciodata, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu a trait niciodata.<br /><br />-Unii oameni cred gresit ca opusul dragostei este ura. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> De fapt este<br />indiferenta.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-7286520121051803435?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-10380280772527931282007-07-19T06:58:00.000-07:002008-12-16T14:30:04.796-08:00Mersul la biserica nu te face credincios, <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> asa cum statul intr-un garaj<br />nu te face masina..<br /><br />Foarte multi Crestini poarta cruci la gat... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Pai cand Iisus va veni pe Pamant voi credeti ca va dori sa mai vada vreo cruce nenorocita ever again?<br /><br />.Si Dumnezeu a zis "sa fie lumina". <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Electrica a zis "TZEAPA FRAIERE"...<br /><br />Bin Laden ajunge la portile Raiului. Sf. Petru deschide, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> il vede si exclama terifiat:<br />- “TU?….. Tu vrei sa intri aici?”, la care Bin Laden, sec:<br />- Am zis eu ca vreau sa intru? Aveti doua minute sa iesiti cu totii …<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-1038028077252793128?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-21007737730225744142007-07-19T06:54:00.000-07:002007-07-25T00:26:37.614-07:00DND-PLECAT<br /><br />ocupat... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> daca e ceva buzz,buzz si inca un buzz ca oricum am boxele inchise.<br /><br />-revin in 2 minute... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> daca nu citeste din nou ascest mesaj<br /><br />al, acesta este calculatorul lui [numele tau] <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ... ea este plecata, dar sunt deschis la sugestii.<br /><br />-evident nu vreau sa vorbesc cu tine acuma, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> lasa un mesaj si o sa am grija sa-l ignor<br /><br />-nu sunt aici pt ca astept <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ca tu sa fii offline<br /><br />"plecat. daca nu sunt la paine, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cauta-ma la oua"<br /><br /><br />Go away, nobody lives here, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nevermind what you want, i am not here, so just stay away.<br /><br />fara buzz sau alte forme de salut. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> socializam cu alta ocazie<br /><br />oferta toamna-iarna: la fiecare buzz dat primiti un ignore gratis!<br /><br />Out of my mind. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Back in five<br /><br />ignore me like <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> i ignore U<br /><br />Ma duc pana la Market! <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Sa va iau si voua ceva bun?<br /><br />daca nu vin in juma' de ora.. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> mai asteptati.<br /><br />Ma spal la creier!!! <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> DND!<br /><br />nu va deranjati sa ma deranjati <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span><br /><br />bag in mine <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> (pt. idioti, mananc)<br /><br />ultimul care m-a deranjat,<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> e inca dat disparut<br /><br />Go away! <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Ask Mr. Google...<br /><br />DND , <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ma joc leapsa cu o tipa pe sub plapama<br /><br />Plecat la un prieten <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> (pt.Florin ,dar numai pt. el,vezi ca sint la Dan)<br /><br />Nu da buzz ca la mine <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> a picat netu'<br /><br />Oh shit, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> not you again!<br /> <br />Busy, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> am diaree!<br /><br />alerg un sobolan prin bucatarie revin... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu e cine stie ce<br /><br />n-am, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> pleaca!<br /><br />zambetul pervers de pe fata mea <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sterge zambetul tampit de pe fata ta...<br />Hai Pa!<br /><br />sunt la masa.... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> mananc seminte<br /><br />DND <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> fac matreatza<br /><br />ard niste cd`uri... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dak deranjezi te ard si pe tine<br /><br />Ma joc un joc care imi ocupa tot monitorul <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> asa ca nu va pot raspunde !<br /><br />revin peste 2 ore. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> acum intreaba-te de cand am statusul asta<br /><br />.Don't interrupt <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> me when i'm talking to myself!<br /><br />Casa de copii nu'i acasa ... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> e plecata ... si eu la fel<br /><br />Am fugit de acasa <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cu banii de pâine!<br /><br />Fac baie... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> a mai trecut un an<br /><br />Uneori iti vine sa maninci pe cineva nu doar din placerea de a-l devora,<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> cat din imensa placere de a-l vomita=>DND<br /><br />acum am treaba... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> mai tarziu sunt tot ocupata, dupa...ies in oras, cand ma intorc n-am timp..<br /><br />plecat, DND, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> doar cei din lista de ignore ma pot deranja.....<br /><br />dak nu raspund inseamna ori k nu sunt la calc, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ori k nu vreau sa vb cu tine...dar sigur sunt la calc<br />.<br />pierdut pe undeva prin frigider…, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> al meu…sau al vecinilor<br /><br />mananc.. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu vorbesc cu gura plina<br /><br />SOMN :<br /><br />dorm" <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> treziti-ma, ca sa vedeti ca dorm.<br /><br />Dorm <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> in somn...<br /><br />Dus.. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Peste 7 mari, 7 tari, 7 ape, 7 continente, 7 munti, 7 dealuri, 7 campii, 7 movile, 7 crevase, 7 lacuri, 7 izvoare, 7 pajisti, 7 orase, 7 cartiere, 7 blocuri.. unde nici buzz-urile nu ajung<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-2100773773022574414?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-12152416279874701062007-07-19T06:43:00.000-07:002008-12-16T14:46:05.687-08:00Nu sint complet inutil! <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.bolgspot.com</span> Cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altii<br /><br />Cand stapanul nu-i acasa, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sar pe geam si intru-n casa.<br /><br />- Enervez <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> in rate lunare<br /><br />- Le stiu pe toate <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ....da-s maritate<br /><br />eu imi f*t viatza. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> .viatza ma f*te pe mine..suntem un cuplu fericit..si ne simtzim bine<br /><br />Orice barbat are nevoie de o femeie <span style="font-size:78%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> fiindca sint o gramada de lucruri<br />pentru care nu poti sa faci guvernul vinovat..<br /><br />Mama prostilor <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> e mereu gravida<br /><br />Nu-ti ridica <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> femeia la cer ca te va insela cu primu inger<br /><br />-Prietenii <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> falsi sa imi dea un Buzz...astazi fac prezenta..<br /><br />n`am status acum ... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> da am avatar<br /><br />Ce statusuri aveti fratilor, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> v-ati facut cu totii filozofi!<br /><br />Last one to die <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> please turn out the lights<br /><br />Daca pozele ar vorbi...... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ce crezi ca ar spune avatarul meu<br /><br />Aici poate fii <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span>reclama ta !!!<br /><br />NU FURATI !!!<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Parlamentarii nu suporta concurenta<br /><br />Azi se implinesc <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> 12 ani de cand mi-am dat primii urmasi cu capul de cada. Multe generatii au sfarsit la fel.<br /><br />Nu beau, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu fumez, nu ma droghez.. un singur defect am - mint!<br /><br />Redecorez baia!! <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> De vanzare chiuveta, boiler, scaun wc. O transform in sala de forta sau camara. Ma mai gandesc.<br /><br />si <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ciocolata invelea staniolul in marmota...sau...ciocolata invelea marmota in staniol...sau...staniolul invelea marmota in ciocolata...sau...staniolul invelea ciocolata in marmota...sau...marmota invelea staniolul in ciocolata...sau...marmota..hai lasa<br /><br />Cititi mesaju` <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> important: foaieverdesolzidepesteuiteprostucumciteste<br /><br />Prietenul <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> meu imaginar crede ca ai probleme<br /><br />vand zi <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> de luni noua nouta la cutie. Accept schimb cu sambata seara chiar si la mana a doua<br /><br />Stiu ca <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sunt blonda dar azi m-am vopsit P.S sunt la mare ,vin dupa ce mi-o tr%g....<br /><br />Viitoru suna bine , pacat ca nu raspunde nimeni<br /><br />pap un mar, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> daca vedeti "idle" prea mult chemati salvarea, inseamna ca mi-a ramas maru in gat de la cat m-ati injurat.<br /><br />"My name is Bond... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Vaga Bond"<br /><br />Invisible to <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Everyone<br /><br />Save a tree <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> eat a beaver<br /><br /><br />"Ne pare rau <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar nu ai acces la acest utilizator de messenger"<br /><br />Ma cheama Gabi, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar prietenii imi spun BA!<br /><br />Oficial imi merge bine , <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> neoficial e jale<br /><br />astept sa-mi moara p#&amp;@,<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sa ma dedic in totalitate bauturii...<br /><br />join the dark <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> side we have cookies<br /><br />- cine imi citeste <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> statusul ii un BOU -<br /><br />doar buzz.<span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu mai am monitor<br /><br />psihologul mi-a spus ca sunt nebun, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> vocile din cap insa imi spun ca nu e adevarat<br /><br />viata e un joc de cacat ... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> dar macar are grafica buna<br /><br />daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci de pe balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, boule, nu aripi !<br /><br />virusu' <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> pacii o dat peste compu meu si mi-o sters toate manelele<br /><br />Meci. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> E dinamo, deci ma puteti deranja.<br /><br />Poimaine se implinesc <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> 2 zile de cand nu mai fumez<br /><br />Astazi eram in biserica si cand ma uit la cucoana de langa mine <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ..isi aprindea tigara..Doamne sa scap berea din mana nu alta<br /><br />Not Under <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Your Desk<br /><br />plecat cu 10 passaturi , <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sunt sofer de tir<br /><br /><br />Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sa mearga mai repede este sa le aruncati pe fereastra.<br /> <br />1f u C4n r34D 7h1s u r34lly n33d 7o G37 <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> l41d<br /><br />Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel prietena, dorm de la 22 la 6, sunt foarte cuminte. Dar si cand ies din puscarie...<br /><br />Bate si ti se va deschide... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> proces penal<br /><br />evita mahmureala/ <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ramai beat<br /><br />vino mama sa ma vezi, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> muncitor la spatii verzi, c-am furat si eu ceva, si m-a prins politia<br /><br />bag p|_|!a in ea de viata;are careva un prezervativ?<br /><br />Hopefully this message <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> will distract you long enough for me to steal all your money. Thank<br /><br />Nu fumati in pat. <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Ca nici noi nu facem sex in scrumiera.<br /><br />.Nope, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> no wise status today<br /><br />shit happens... <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> .every fucking day....and you know what? somedays, twice a day!<br /><br />-save energy, <span style="font-size:10;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> sleep in school<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-1215241627987470106?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-5216624211781491782007-07-19T06:41:00.000-07:002007-07-19T07:37:21.833-07:00I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> but suicide's a crime<br /><br />NU SUNT MISOGIN!!! <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Sunt sigur ca femeile sunt egale.....intre ele.<br /><br />canD eram mic credeAm ca faima si banii ma foR face fericit <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ..akum ca am crescut .. am reAlizat ca asa este;)<br /><br />fetele imi bat in geam / <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> nu aud am termopan<br /><br />numar prostii de pe mess , <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> daca te-am sarit da buzz<br /><br />mai bine taci si doar pari prost, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> decat sa vorbesti si sa inlaturi orice indoiala<br /><br />invisible... <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> only loosers can see me<br /><br />Acest spatiu poate fi inchiriat cu o suma minima de <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> 99 usd /luna<br /><br />If you ever dream of beating me, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> you'd better wake up and apologise<br /><br />Ia zi fa, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> iti iau o cola?<br /><br />You say I'm a asshole <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> like it's a bad thing<br /><br />Prea <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Bun Ca Sa Fiu Light<br /><br />Schimb sotie gospodina pe sotie curva, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> o zi da una ba.<br /><br />Plimb nasoale prin oras, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> scot in cluburi, la ba<br /><br />irame, etc. <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Plata cu ora.<br /><br />Cine nu ma <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> inghite sa ma suga....<br /><br />ma dau cu prosopul prin baie...<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> ........Yo "pot" tu "putzi"<br /><br />Daca femeia ar fii buna la ceva, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> si Dumnezeu ar avea una.<br /><br />Daca barbatu' ar fi bun de ceva, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> Femeia nu l-ar insela...<br /><br />fuck me <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> i`m famouse !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-521662421178149178?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-67768941752229550542007-07-19T06:36:00.000-07:002008-12-16T14:22:55.121-08:00SUFERINTA :<br /><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-7991809460131924"; 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Pe draq<br /><br />nu exista durere mai umilitoare pentru sufletul unei femei decat aceea de a se fi daruit intreaga,<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> trup si suflet, unui barbat nedem de iubirea ei<br /><br />Ocaziile nu sunt pierdute;<span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> altcineva le va lua pe cele pe care tu le-ai omis<br /><br />Am mai pierdut inca o clipa, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> inca un an, inca o viata degeaba ... te-am pierdut pe tine ...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-1331010120080111644?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-15357530755899744592007-07-19T06:31:00.000-07:002007-07-19T07:39:53.220-07:00Be optimistic, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> all the people you hate are going to eventually die smile<br /><br />Love is like google, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> you have to go trough a lot of spam before you find what you're looking for<br /><br />Death is patient. <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> She waits for every single one of us.<br /><br />I started out with nothing... <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> and I still have most of it!<br /><br />If you see me, <span style="font-size:10%;">www.statusuri.blogspot.com</span> don’t touch me,<br />If you touch me, don’t kiss me,<br />If you kiss me, don’t fuck me,<br />If you fuck me, don’t stop<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/613770035363919937-1535753075589974459?l=statusuri.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Badita Florinnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-613770035363919937.post-23736611326413273362007-03-02T05:29:00.000-08:002009-06-11T08:03:59.919-07:00I have been taking Acai Berry now for two months and already lost 34 pounds, it is the same stuff that was on the Oprah show, Mark and Kat lost so much weight too with no diet or excersise. 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