Thursday, July 19, 2007

Statusuri funny haioase noi pentru messenger

Nu sint complet inutil! Cel putin servesc de exemplu negativ pentru altii

Cand stapanul nu-i acasa, sar pe geam si intru-n casa.

- Enervez in rate lunare

- Le stiu pe toate ....da-s maritate

eu imi f*t viatza. .viatza ma f*te pe mine..suntem un cuplu ne simtzim bine

Orice barbat are nevoie de o femeie fiindca sint o gramada de lucruri
pentru care nu poti sa faci guvernul vinovat..

Mama prostilor e mereu gravida

Nu-ti ridica femeia la cer ca te va insela cu primu inger

-Prietenii falsi sa imi dea un Buzz...astazi fac prezenta..

n`am status acum ... da am avatar

Ce statusuri aveti fratilor, v-ati facut cu totii filozofi!

Last one to die please turn out the lights

Daca pozele ar vorbi...... ce crezi ca ar spune avatarul meu

Aici poate fii www.statusuri.blogspot.comreclama ta !!!

NU FURATI !!! Parlamentarii nu suporta concurenta

Azi se implinesc 12 ani de cand mi-am dat primii urmasi cu capul de cada. Multe generatii au sfarsit la fel.

Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez.. un singur defect am - mint!

Redecorez baia!! De vanzare chiuveta, boiler, scaun wc. O transform in sala de forta sau camara. Ma mai gandesc.

si ciocolata invelea staniolul in marmota...sau...ciocolata invelea marmota in staniol...sau...staniolul invelea marmota in ciocolata...sau...staniolul invelea ciocolata in marmota...sau...marmota invelea staniolul in ciocolata...sau...marmota..hai lasa

Cititi mesaju` important: foaieverdesolzidepesteuiteprostucumciteste

Prietenul meu imaginar crede ca ai probleme

vand zi de luni noua nouta la cutie. Accept schimb cu sambata seara chiar si la mana a doua

Stiu ca sunt blonda dar azi m-am vopsit P.S sunt la mare ,vin dupa ce mi-o tr%g....

Viitoru suna bine , pacat ca nu raspunde nimeni

pap un mar, daca vedeti "idle" prea mult chemati salvarea, inseamna ca mi-a ramas maru in gat de la cat m-ati injurat.

"My name is Bond... Vaga Bond"

Invisible to Everyone

Save a tree eat a beaver

"Ne pare rau dar nu ai acces la acest utilizator de messenger"

Ma cheama Gabi, dar prietenii imi spun BA!

Oficial imi merge bine , neoficial e jale

astept sa-mi moara p#&@, sa ma dedic in totalitate bauturii...

join the dark side we have cookies

- cine imi citeste statusul ii un BOU -

doar nu mai am monitor

psihologul mi-a spus ca sunt nebun, vocile din cap insa imi spun ca nu e adevarat

viata e un joc de cacat ... dar macar are grafica buna

daca intr-o zi femeia pe care o iubesti iti e infidela si-ti trece prin cap sa te arunci de pe balcon, adu-ti aminte ca ai coarne, boule, nu aripi !

virusu' pacii o dat peste compu meu si mi-o sters toate manelele

Meci. E dinamo, deci ma puteti deranja.

Poimaine se implinesc 2 zile de cand nu mai fumez

Astazi eram in biserica si cand ma uit la cucoana de langa mine ..isi aprindea tigara..Doamne sa scap berea din mana nu alta

Not Under Your Desk

plecat cu 10 passaturi , sunt sofer de tir

Singurul mod de a va face calculatoarele sa mearga mai repede este sa le aruncati pe fereastra.

1f u C4n r34D 7h1s u r34lly n33d 7o G37 l41d

Nu beau, nu fumez, nu ma droghez, nu-mi insel prietena, dorm de la 22 la 6, sunt foarte cuminte. Dar si cand ies din puscarie...

Bate si ti se va deschide... proces penal

evita mahmureala/ ramai beat

vino mama sa ma vezi, muncitor la spatii verzi, c-am furat si eu ceva, si m-a prins politia

bag p|_|!a in ea de viata;are careva un prezervativ?

Hopefully this message will distract you long enough for me to steal all your money. Thank

Nu fumati in pat. Ca nici noi nu facem sex in scrumiera.

.Nope, no wise status today

shit happens... .every fucking day....and you know what? somedays, twice a day!

-save energy, sleep in school


Anonymous said...

ba ce panarama draq :)) misto rau de tot: vino mama sa ma vezi, muncitor la spatii verzi, c-am furat si eu ceva, si m-a prins politia

Anonymous said...

•Caracterul nu poate fi creat in liniste. Doar prin experienta incercarii si a suferintei sufletul poate fi intarit, ambitia sa fie inspirata si succesul atins.

Anonymous said...

f tare aia cu Bond...:))))))))))

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